Jurassic Park [1993] PG

We request all budding paleontologists & paleobotanists to join us on Isla Nublar (or Queen’s Park to those in North West London) for our screening of Steven Spielberg’s groundbreaking 1993 dinosaur adventure. We invite you to join us to re-experience this awe-inspiring movie milestone with fresh eyes, under the stars, in the great outdoors...

While this all sounds very enjoyable, we must bring your attention to a few points: picnics are very welcome but roast chicken has been known to attract velociraptors, while tyrannosaurs find it hard to resist curried goat – choose your sandwich filling carefully. Blankets are a good idea, as are low-backed chairs – but perhaps you’d also consider some kind of protective titanium cage for you and your loved ones?

Finally, while a woolly hat will keep you cosy after sunset, from a great height, brightly coloured headwear can resemble tropical fish – the favourite night snack of pterodactyls.

We’re just saying…

“God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.”